🛥️ YEET THE YACHT🪙 KEEP THE COIN🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG⚡ A GIFT FROM THE GODS💥 NO FLOOR. NO CEILING. NO YACHTS.🍌 IT'S BANANAS🛥️ YEET THE YACHT🪙 KEEP THE COIN🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG⚡ A GIFT FROM THE GODS💥 NO FLOOR. NO CEILING. NO YACHTS.🍌 IT'S BANANAS
Fig. 1 — actual footage of the great yeet (trust us bro)
📖 the lore — 10 second version
The Great Yeet
A story in three panels. No reading stamina required.
1
Rich. Retired. Bored.
Floor down 90%. Vibes down 100%. Something had to give.
2
The Yachts Had to Go.
One unanimous vote. Every yacht, launched into the horizon.
3
A Gift from the Gods.
The yachts hit pump.fun. $BAYC rose from the rubble. The end. The beginning.
